It all started with a chip
seems innocent enough
Wrong
Picture this
3 year old drops a child
Dog eats it
Not even a whole chip mind you
A PIECE of a chip
Start meltdown
Over a CHIP
I'm talking about a potato chip
Crying, screaming, crying, crying
Threats from mommy
Stop crying, this is ridiculous, just eat another chip"
"It's NOT diculous!"
"Just take another one, its not that big of deal"
"It IS big deal"
Crying, screaming, crying screaming
Bring him down to his room and tell him he can come back when he's done crying
Comes back up
Crying continues
Tell him to stop
And he hits me
Off to timeout
hysterical crying and screaming continue in timeout
Followed by peeing his pants he is crying so hard
UN-BE-LEV-ABLE
THe day continued much the same
Thank the Lord for bedtime
He's not asleep yet but lets all pray its not that far away
Like I said
We just need to forget this day and move on to the next
and perhaps have a stiff drink
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